Monday, October 3, 2016

Tourist goes totally batshit! after being pushed by a ghost at Nan Madol ruins

About 2 weeks ago, an old friend of mine who works as a tour guide and lives near the famous and haunted Nan Madol ruins, Skyped me with an incredible story about a foreign tourist who had an extremely frightening experience during one after noon after wandering off on his own to explore the ruins. Apparently, the male tourist, an Australian who was loud throughout the whole tour and complained alot about how hot it was. Well, this Aussie bloke, as they call them Down Under, wanders off on his own into the mangrove swamps hop-scotching and skipping over stone boulders that line the pathways around the Nan Madol ruins. After about 30 minutes or so, the group noticed that he was missing and so they started a frantic search for the lost tourist.
This is near where they found the Deranged Batshit Crazy Aussie tourist. Finally, after about an hour of searching, we came across him covered in mud from head to toe, naked as a bird, and mumbling senseless words in a language none of us recognized. It sounded like a mixture of Latin and Spanish and spoken in a guttural grunting-like voice. As soon as he saw us approach, we held his arms out and started hissing and growling at us like a wild rabid dog. One of the members of the tour group, a fellow Aussie, called his name - "Freddy" several times and judging by the look on his face and his behavior, "Freddy" was not home. And so as the local tour guide, my friend quickly realized that this was another case of spiritual possession which has become quite common these days after Nan Madol was opened up to tourism. According to the locals who live near the ruins, they often hear and see strange things at night there. Some report strange glowing circular orbs floating up from the depths of the ocean and moving around the ruins. Some claim to have heard voices that sound like noise from a crowded traditional feast. Anyway, my friend the tour guide, says that they had to enlist the local village witchdoctor to cast a calming spell on the naked mud covered, deranged and batshit crazy Aussie tourist. After they had calmed him down, they took him back to the hotel where he completely trashed his room, threw a chair out a window, jumped out the window, rolled down a hill, then ran into the restaurant and defecated on a table. And to the horror disgust of the customers dining at the restaurant, the deranged, batshit crazy Aussie tourist then proceeded to smear himself with his own feces then scooped some with his fingers into his mouth and started eating it. Again, the local staff at the restaurant had to contact the village witchdoctor who quickly responded to the situation by drinking a special potion out of a bottle and spitting it on the deranged batshit crazy Aussie. This calmed him down a bit and several minutes later, the local police showed up and took him into custody. The next day, he was placed on a chartered flight with armed guards and flown out of the country. My friend the local tour guide now carries a blessed crucifix and some holy water with him (even though he's not a Catholic), everytime he takes tour groups to the ruins at Nan Madol.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Secret history of Nan Madol

Nan Madol ruins is located in Madolenimw village on Pohnpei Island. It is located near the shoreline near a swampy mangrove tree area off of Temwen Islet. The ancient site consists of 92 artificial islets constructed using basalt volcanic rock logs which were quarried several miles away at various sites throughout Pohnpei Island. No one knows who built it or how it was built. Recently, foreign anthropologists and archeologists came to study the site, based on their findings, they believe that the site may have been built sometime around 10,000 BC to 5000 BC. Other researchers believe that the site was constructed around the height of Meso-American civilization and was abandoned after a flood perhaps resulting from volcanic eruption in Asia or the Pacific (Hawaii). However, the true historians or local historians insist that the site was built by extra-terrestrials who crash landed in the ocean on a "large bird" which could breath fire (dragon?). They say that the original builders could breath underwater and on land and they did not eat meat or fish but only survived on a diet of grassy leaves, fruits, and coconuts. They say that these beings skin resembled the color and texture of Dolphin skins and that their heads also looked like the head of large Dolphins. They had arms and legs and tails which were similar to an Octopus tentacle. These beings conscripted human labor throughout the region and organized the construction not only of Nan Madol but also several settlements throughout the region some of which remain undiscovered to this day. The source of their power was said to be derived from mysterious glowing blue stones which provided them with healing powers and other powers such as levitation and the ability to alter the weather. One of these stones survives to this day and it is currently in my possession. I will use the stone to take over the world.